*surprise bitch gif*
i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out
Blueberries piss me the fuck off
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
Has the Tumblr font changed on the sign at the top?
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
petition for jennifer lawrence and emma stone to co-star in a movie as lesbian zombie hunters